name:
George Walker Bush
rank:
Chickenhawk First Class with Distinguished Fleeing Cross
date-of-birth:
July 6, 1946
home state:
Connecticut
missed opportunity:
Vietnam War
excuse:
None
preferred activity:
Going A.W.O.L.
occupation:
Worst President Ever
You know when a guy walks away from a National Guard obligation during wartime and gets away with it, he must come from "a good family." Not that his Daddy, Representative George Herbert [Hoover] Walker Bush, of Texas' Seventh Congressional District, had anything to do with his getting a Guard slot in the first place — oh, no ...