name:
Rudolph Wiliam Louis "Rudy" Giuliani
rank:
Chickenhawk First Class with Distinguished Fleeing Cross
date-of-birth:
May 28, 1944
home state:
New York
missed opportunity:
Vietnam War
preferred activity:
Wearing drag
occupation:
Mayor
A noted tough guy as a federal prosecutor and a Mayor, Rudy seems to have balked at serving in the military. Hey -- if Klinger could do it ...