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name:
Theodore Anthony "Ted" Nugent
rank:
Chickenhawk First Class with Distinguished Fleeing Cross
date-of-birth:
December 13, 1948
home state:
Michigan, then Texas
missed opportunity:
Vietnam War
excuse:
None
preferred activity:
Wearing feces-encrusted trousers
occupation:
Noisemaker
 
This twit pretends to be a tough guy, but in 1990 he confessed that to dodge the draft he crapped in his pants for a week before reporting for his physical. It's understandable why — he's a coward. What's harder to understand is why the Army lets him entertain troops at Gitmo and Walter Reed.