Theodore Anthony "Ted" Nugent
Chickenhawk First Class with Distinguished Fleeing Cross
December 13, 1948
Michigan, then Texas
Wearing feces-encrusted trousers
This twit pretends to be a tough guy, but in 1990 he confessed that to dodge the draft he crapped in his pants for a week before reporting for his physical. It's understandable why — he's a coward. What's harder to understand is why the Army lets him entertain troops at Gitmo and Walter Reed.