2004—A-list broadcast journalists crack up at a black-tie dinner as President George W.[MD] Bush jokes about “his” failed search for WMDs. Less amused: families of the 691 GI’s killed to date in his pre-emptive war.
1989—Exxon issues a message about its stance on the environment—through the hull of the Exxon Valdez.
1985—Shot by a Soviet sentry while peeping at an East German tank shed, U.S. Army Maj. Arthur D. Nicholson becomes what the Pentagon calls “the last casualty of the Cold War.”
1972—A gang of burglars breaks through the roof of the United California Bank’s vault in Laguna Niguel, Calif., to rip off Richard Nixon’s $30 million slush fund.
1972—At Washington, D.C.’s Mayflower Hotel, E. Howard Hunt and G. Gordon Liddy try to score an “LSD-type drug” from an ex-CIA doctor. They even fail at that.
1971—The Washington Post reports that stolen FBI documents show mailmen, a Swarthmore switchboard operator, and a local police chief have been spying on Philadelphia activists.
1971—Operation Lam Son 719, the ARVN invasion of Laos, ends. Casualty count: enormous; winners: none.
1966—The Supreme Court rules that poll taxes—a key element of Jim Crow oppression—are unconstitutional.
1944—At Stalag Luft III, 76 POWs exit via “Tunnel Harry;” three get away, 50 are shot. Not so great, really.